Stop invading the fashion industry.

Dear young women who profess fashion awareness,
I know this style is popular right now, but you look like a wrinkled, puffy trash bag. This isn't Derelicte. Please burn all offending items.

Dear Banana Republic,

I expected better of you.
Dear offendeding parties,
See express.com for examples of what 90's inspired winter-wear should look like. Because the website won't let me post its .gifs