Dear Everything Bad About the 90's

Stop invading the fashion industry.

Dear young women who profess fashion awareness,

I know this style is popular right now, but you look like a wrinkled, puffy trash bag. This isn't Derelicte. Please burn all offending items.

Dear Banana Republic,

I expected better of you.

Dear offendeding parties,

See express.com for examples of what 90's inspired winter-wear should look like. Because the website won't let me post its .gifs